The Constantine Affliction - T. Aaron Payton Two stars? Two and a half? Maybe three? I don't even know. There were some quite inventive parts (The Affliction, the various creative uses of steampunk), and a few engaging characters (WiniFred, Ellie, Pimm), but so much of this was flat, dry, or just uninvolving. The aspects of The Constantine Affliction that I liked, I really liked, but the bad was so. damn. bad. I don't even know. I'm just glad to be done.Review to come.