The Lost Symbol - Dan Brown What one should do when a Dan Brown book is soon to be released: How one feels while reading the s-over-the-top-while-remaining-completely-uninteresting "plot":What one's face looks like trying to sort through all the overwritten and repetitive prose:When one realizes Robert Langdon is the world's dumbest smart person:How one feels when realizing 600+ pages of effort were for the lamest reveal ever:And what one thinks overall of The Lost Symbol:Reading Dan Brown's 20 Worst Sentences is far more entertaining than the actual book.